Special thanks to Mr Herrera for bringing this back to the front burner for me.

Just a quick reminder: The views on this website are mine and mine alone and not endorsed, reviewed or supported by my employer, co-workers, mother or hair dresser.

That being said,

SB 556 s a giant load of Gou shi.

“Oh my Happy…language…”

It is Gou shi.

Somehow the legislature is concerned that Erma Fishbiscuit is going to be confused when the nice men from the fire department arrive to take care of her, but then a completely different group of men arrive to take her into the hospital.  The uniforms may seem similar, but if she puts on her glasses she’ll see the patch on the sleeve does not say Fire Department, nor does the ambulance, nor does the bill she’ll get in a few weeks.


Apparently the law makers want to make sure Erma is aware that her local Fire Department has no interest in taking care of her by making sure the Fire Department employees wear a patch that clearly states “Government Employee.”

Oh, wait.

Scratch that.  Reverse it.

This bill would require uniforms that are similar, but only those not a government agency, to read “Not a Government Agency.”

Are we that stupid?

Don’t answer that.


This bill had obvious beginnings, that being to make sure the guy AT&T sub contracted my install to can be held liable when he screws up, but it was clearly hijacked by someone, likely a Fire Department Union or 2 unhappy with the ambulance contracts in their area.

Disclosure, I’m a union thug myself.

Requiring private contractors to wear a patch or insignia that states “Not a Government Agency” is just as stupid (and would be shot down in a heartbeat) as asking all municipal fire, police and EMS agencies to wear a large orange hat, designating them Government Agencies.

It’s good to know we solved the homeless problem and all the children can go to college free since we’re passing legislation to make contractors wear patches to tell the public what it already says on the side of their trucks.


This kind of crap makes me want to run for office just to slap them with the patch that says “Government Agency” and make them pay for it.

“That’s not fair, Happy” Yeah…I know…get it?


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