EMT #1 “Congratulations!  Kid number 4 on the way! Wow.  Hey, wait a minute, didn’t you get the big snip snip not long ago?”


EMT #2 “Sure did, tests looked fine.  I guess I not only snuck one past the goalie I didn’t even know I was on the ice.  Doctor said it grew back fast too, (suddenly proud) faster than he’s ever seen.”


EMT #1 “Well maybe we can donate your vas deferens to Congress and they can grow a spine.”



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