I’ve been saving this a little while so as not to give away too much.
Don’t leave your iphone alarm set to a ringtone in the dorm of a double company house with a Battalion Chief. If you do, make sure to either turn it off immediately or, should you get a job near alarm time, take it with you so it doesn’t disturb the others.
Don’t take a picture of yourself with said phone if the owner has hundreds of hits a day on his blog. He might just post the pic.
Sorry about the alarm.