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All right all you twitter folk, I heard your call for the contest and I’m stepping up.
We’re having ourselves a little caption contest.
Mr Setla, my producer, and ninja trainer, over at the Chronicles of EMS posted some teaser photos of a brand new series in the works called Chronicles of EMS: A Seat at the Table. This new web series is an exciting project we’re working on to open up the dialogue in our profession in a way that’s never been done before.
As a result, we’ve been testing and experimenting with topics, light and film and this photo is a screen shot of one of those tests.
So you’re wondering what I’m saying? Let’s hear it. Caption this photo.
CONTEST RULES
- You can comment as many times as you like and offer as many entries as you like.
- All entries must be here at the Happy Medic blog in the comments of this post.
- I am the judge and will choose the one that makes me the happiest.
- Entries must be made before 10 PM pacific time February 11th
- The winning caption will be announced immediately after the premiere of the Chronicles of EMS pilot episode which airs at 5 PM Pacific on February 12th.
- The winner will receive a Chronicles of EMS T-shirt to be supplied by me.
- You MUST be present at the premiere or in the chat room during the premiere to claim your prize.
- This contest is void where prohibited by law or llama, whichever comes first.
- Foul language will not get you eliminated, but may be difficult to explain to your mother when the shirt arrives in the mail.
- There is no cost to enter, but if you must, donate to the CoEMS cause.
- The winner will also be invited to be a special guest on the new Chronicles of EMS:A Seat at the Table series in Northern California. I’ll invite you, you just have to get here.
Yes, this is my invisible bowl of popcorn and no, you can’t have any!
“Take my hands, Ted. Don’t be scared. I shall lead you to EMS 2.0, The Promiseland…”
Yes, this is my invisible bowl of popcorn and no, you can't have any!
“Take my hands, Ted. Don't be scared. I shall lead you to EMS 2.0, The Promiseland…”
So, sure enough, when we got to the hospital, the guy really had swallowed a fish “THIS BIG!”
So, sure enough, when we got to the hospital, the guy really had swallowed a fish “THIS BIG!”
I want them nice, perky, round and at least a D-cup doctor!
I want them nice, perky, round and at least a D-cup doctor!
“…and you just grab the udders with both hands, and pull from the top down. It’s not as easy as opening a carton, but it’s FAR more satisfying.”
“…and you just grab the udders with both hands, and pull from the top down. It's not as easy as opening a carton, but it's FAR more satisfying.”
Ted, just let me say one more thing about frumpydumples
Ted, just let me say one more thing about frumpydumples
“…haven’t you heard? MC’s stones are huge, man!”
“…haven't you heard? MC's stones are huge, man!”
So that’s why you should never eat fajitas within 12 hours of your shift.
I finally went to the doctor after they got this big.
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So that's why you should never eat fajitas within 12 hours of your shift.
I finally went to the doctor after they got this big.
Ted, I’ve got an offer you can’t refuse…
I thought he looked like The Godfather a bit too…
Ted, I've got an offer you can't refuse…
“…just HAD to feel them…”
“…just HAD to feel them…”
I thought he looked like The Godfather a bit too…
For gods sakes Ted I’m a Paramedic not a cab driver
So she’s all, “Do medics give free breast exams?” and I’m all “Well, now that you mention it…”
Its a bit of an ‘in joke’ but :
So Gina said “Hey Chris!… You forgot these!!”
Muu Ha ha ha ha ha !!
” Yeah, so, like when I went to the UK, honestly Ted, they had frumpydumples THIS BIG “
” Look at these hands my child, and weep at the power of healing held in them! ”
“So, anyway, I forgot to wear my gloves……..”
“And when we picked him up off the floor, I swear there was a turd this big underneath him!”
(Urrgh, I think I just swallowed some sick!!)
And lo, I delievered a shiny new iPad to Ninja Master Setla. His trusted iPhone was thrown to the waste lands never to be seen again.
For gods sakes Ted I'm a Paramedic not a cab driver
I really, really, can’t remember the next step of the Macarena!
Including old DJ memories, -8.75 points
So she's all, “Do medics give free breast exams?” and I'm all “Well, now that you mention it…”
Its a bit of an 'in joke' but :
So Gina said “Hey Chris!… You forgot these!!”
Muu Ha ha ha ha ha !!
” Yeah, so, like when I went to the UK, honestly Ted, they had frumpydumples THIS BIG “
” Look at these hands my child, and weep at the power of healing held in them! “
“So, anyway, I forgot to wear my gloves……..”
“And when we picked him up off the floor, I swear there was a turd this big underneath him!”
(Urrgh, I think I just swallowed some sick!!)
And lo, I delievered a shiny new iPad to Ninja Master Setla. His trusted iPhone was thrown to the waste lands never to be seen again.
He was breathing a minute ago……..
I really, really, can't remember the next step of the Macarena!
He was breathing a minute ago……..
…the baby popped out into my hands and all I could think about was getting my stork pin!
…the baby popped out into my hands and all I could think about was getting my stork pin!
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“So I was holding the baby, and I looked at the mother and I said ‘You called 911…for this?”
Using the name of the old blog gets you 1,000,000 points
Sorry to prove that I’m behind the times, but what is the address for the Chronicles of EMS chat room? I’d like to visit sometime.
“So I was holding the baby, and I looked at the mother and I said 'You called 911…for this?”
“Four cars in the driveway and they called 911? For that?”
“Four cars in the driveway and they called 911? For that?”
“…and then I grabbed his arse like this…”
“…and then I grabbed his arse like this…”
“…and then I grabbed his arse like this…”
She’s got HUGE… tracts of land, boy!
Old college room mates get 10 extra points
woo-hoo!! T.I.T Bra!! ;o) — sheesh, haven’t said that in a loooong time!
She's got HUGE… tracts of land, boy!
So here there I was on my Coast Guard Cutter……All of those lives in MY hands!!!
Old partner/supervisors/now Battalion Chiefs get -10 points
Too soon Pepsi, too soon!
So here there I was on my Coast Guard Cutter……All of those lives in MY hands!!!
Old college room mates get 10 extra points
Old partner/supervisors/now Battalion Chiefs get -10 points
woo-hoo!! T.I.T Bra!! ;o) — sheesh, haven't said that in a loooong time!
Using the name of the old blog gets you 1,000,000 points
Including old DJ memories, -8.75 points
Too soon Pepsi, too soon!
The VA diagnosed me with Fibromyalgia. So I need to go there they have all my records.
The VA diagnosed me with Fibromyalgia. So I need to go there they have all my records.
“So I looked at the guy, and I said ‘On the one hand, I could run you into the hosital for that lump on your head. It would take up a lot of my time, and you’d take up a lot of resources at the ER. On the other hand, I could also just hit that lump with my Hazardous Materials Placards Book and flatten it out, which would be quicker and cheaper for you, and FAR more satisfying for me.’”
“So I looked at the guy, and I said 'On the one hand, I could run you into the hosital for that lump on your head. It would take up a lot of my time, and you'd take up a lot of resources at the ER. On the other hand, I could also just hit that lump with my Hazardous Materials Placards Book and flatten it out, which would be quicker and cheaper for you, and FAR more satisfying for me.'”
Sorry to prove that I'm behind the times, but what is the address for the Chronicles of EMS chat room? I'd like to visit sometime.
So, she says to me: “Here, hold my melons while I get my bottle of Prozac”.
So, she says to me: “Here, hold my melons while I get my bottle of Prozac”.
First of all, I couldn’t believe they just fell out! And since I had them in my hands anyway, OF COURSE I had to jiggle them…..
First of all, I couldn't believe they just fell out! And since I had them in my hands anyway, OF COURSE I had to jiggle them…..
…. just accept it … I AM ruggedly handsome. Next question please …
…. just accept it … I AM ruggedly handsome. Next question please …
It wasn’t in our protocol . . . but I had to . . .
It wasn't in our protocol . . . but I had to . . .
So, she says to me: “Here, hold my melons while I get my bottle of Prozac”.
First of all, I couldn't believe they just fell out! And since I had them in my hands anyway, OF COURSE I had to jiggle them…..
…. just accept it … I AM ruggedly handsome. Next question please …
It wasn't in our protocol . . . but I had to . . .
jrheqpov…
jrheqpov…