The time has come, fair readers, to let you know who I truly am. Mainly because I got pinched last night and the truth is on the way out and I wanted you to hear it here first.
I am not a firefighter or a paramedic, I don’t work in a big city or drive a fancy “medic van.” I’m a delivery driver in West Paducah, Kentucky and live in the parking lot of the local fire station. When they go on calls, I look through their dispatch logs and just make stuff up.
Last night I was out having a few too many and let loose that I was the Happy Medic. Some rival blog fan boys were in the bar and a fight broke out. I was so hammered that when they asked my name I told them it was Happy Medic. I tried using Motorcop as a cover, but dang it if they wouldn’t let me have one twitter instead of a phone call.
My real name is Mitch Comstein and I’ve been writing this blog under an alias to protect my real life.